Wednesday, November 18, 2009

These Trix Are Not For Kids

You know what I think? I think that its about time I stopped getting dirty looks every time I poor myself a bowl of Lucky Charms with milk for breakfast. So what if there is leprechaun prancing around under the rainbow on the front of the box. That does not mean it can’t be part of my complete breakfast. And furthermore, I don’t think that fun breakfast cereals should just be limited to the 12 and under crowd. In a perfect world, a respectable 50-year-old CEO and father of three should be able to enjoy any of the wonderful cereals that General Mills has to offer. They shouldn’t have to sacrifice good taste to save them from being embarrassed.

Fear not adult cereal lovers, because the General has your back. It’s about time adults had a cereal to call their own. Not only that, but it is about time that adults could eat cereal that is both delicious and nutritious at the same time. That is exactly what is on the horizon for General Mills, new cereal specifically feeding the needs of adults who still love their cereal with milk every morning.

The new cereal that General Mills is cooking up is going to combine the vital nutritional value that adults need in cereal with the great taste that they love. You will be able to shop for cereal without compromising on the taste or the health benefits. This new line of cereals will have people running back to great taste of cereal and milk every morning.

This cereal will change people’s mind about who should be eating cereal. No longer will fun, tasty cereal be simply for kids. Now adults will shamelessly purchase cereal not only for their kids but also for themselves. General Mills has always been on top of creating new and exciting food products that are still smart choices. This will be no different.

So kids, we don’t need your cereal anymore. Soon we will have our own, and it will be way better for you, and it’ll taste better too.

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